Urmomkinesis is the harnesing the power to control your mom.
How to Do it
Get your mom on a phone call and put the phone on a slab of wet concrete, wait until the concrete sets. When it sets, draw a circle, one meter in diameter and step inside the circle and shout "Hoobya Hoobya Gabach Lameth!" After this is done, you should have the result that it seems like your mom has been hypnotised. If not please repeat the instructions. If your mom is in this hypnotised state you will be able to command her to do what ever you would like.
Origin
The inventor of urmomkinesis was named Mamoru Oura.