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Elderly male pig - example
It is the power to warp the mind and body of a pig generally an elderly male.
This is an extremely rare psikinetic ability, only rarely manifested.


The word Porkokinesis comes from the Latin word kinesis which means a movement that lacks directional orientation and depends upon the intensity of stimulation. - https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kinesis

Origins[]

Porkokinesis was created on the holy mountain of Vojak in Croatia by the original master of porkokinesis Krunoslav Vedran Dragović. Krunoslav was a poor child in the early 1750's. He grew into a adult with the profession of a street guru and told fortunes. He soon fell in love with the taste of well roasted pork Tenderloin. He began to research the properties of the meat and eventually began obsessed with the pursuit of 'Porky Power' as it was known. Over time he gained more and more knowledge and began to develop a psikinetic ability, soon he ventured to the top of Vojak with his prized pig Mihovil and at the very top he began to perform Pokokinesis for the very first time. With the isolation from the outside world and the immense mud and dry grass around was a huge advantage towards the ability. Though now performed with a six inch match early Porkokinesis was performed with a tiki torch constructed with high quality fishpole bamboo.

Pork makes the world go round Krunoslav Vedran Dragović as translated from Croatian by prof. Sidney Kovač of the Croatain National and University -Library in Zagreb.

Manifestation[]

When Porkokinesis first manifests in your conscious you may feel strong cravings for pork namely pork tenderloin. Pigs may suddenly seem attractive to you and you might not want to socialise with humans for a while. When you get used to having the ability you should start training immediately.

Training[]

To begin training in this ability you must be within close vicinity of the pig or pork you wish to control (within 6 meters.) If you are doing this for the first time with pork medium rare works best. Firstly you must touch the pig on the ear if they jerk slightly you are ready to perform porkokinesis. First remove all timepieces and all transparent or translucent objects from a 21 meter area of the pig. Create a circle of muddy hay around you and light it with a 6 inch match. Now focus, clearly picture the action you wish for the pig to perform. Now start to chant; okiri okiri porky dooooooo okiri okiri porky dooooooo dee maaaah uzaka. Now the pig or pork should begin to perform the action you wished. If this has not worked try chanting again or check the length of your match.

Mastery[]

Now that you have presumably started your journey into the art of Porkokinesis you can move on to warping the body rather than the mind.

Repeat the preparation for a mind warp but instead of envisioning move your hands into the shape you want it to warp into. An example is 'chadinating' (expansion of the muscles). An example of what you could make a pig do.

Exaples of shapes

Troubleshooting[]

If none of the above worked try a new pig. To transfer to another pig you must brutally slaughter the original pig or if you are using pork return it to the butcher of origin.

Tips-n-tricks[]

The best place to do Porkokinesis is on top of a mountain as Krunoslav Vedran Dragović has shown.

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