Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24986782-20140226075645/@comment-24430326-20140228222147

Its the great flabberbieng who hovers over your home and abducts the chicken, they take said animal because the feather they use is their toilet paper so to speak. You must act quickly. Refine the rest of your chickens into a toilet paper and give them to the flabberbeing so he can reward you. I did the same and he gave me a gold brick i needed a truck to carry it and it was worth 200 trillion dollars. If you dont the flabberbieng will lay waste your to your home and eat your pets. It is a frightening purple tinted creature with jagged teeth on its stomach. And its eyes are on its knees. Its a force to not reckon with.

HEED MY WARNING