User:Xtra crispy bacon

So how do you begin a sentence? A friendly introduction? A sudden urge to run away screaming because let's face it: its English already. (not that I have anything against English, no)

Ollo.

I'm bacon. Extra crispy at that too.

You may think this profile-majiggy is really wierd. Yeah, you're damn right.

Okay, I'm cutting the cheese now. Ask questions if you want to/have to/would rather eat pickles than ask questions because you're freaking the heck out right now...

Anyway, that's it from me (for now. Mwahahahaha!)

Bacon